BORDERLINE BRILLIANT: True Classic Returns To Glory
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BORDERLINE BRILLIANT: TRUE CLASSIC OF AMERICAN MUSIC RETURNS TO GLORY
Fans stunned that release is on compact disc, not 8-track

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — January 9, 2009

Critics are raving over Borderline Brilliant, the latest release and delightful musical romp featuring King Cotton And The Remnants.

The New York Times called it borderline brilliant. Rolling Stone says this album gathers no moss. In Borderline Brilliant, King Cotton embarks on a wildly entertaining, comedic adventure to find love in the big city. Asked about the new album, King Cotton himself said Of course it’s high quality…I bought it at the pawn shop.

The Remnants, led by King Cotton, are secretive band playing together only once in a blue moon — otherwise playing with themselves — and can best be described as co-dependent nearly-seniors who are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Behind-the-scenes mixologist Travis Bland says he is delighted to have worked with world famous King Cotton on or near the general proximity of this project. We are both the best musicians in the world and will synergize and combine our core competencies to ensure a leading synergistic competent position in the industry. The product is unique. There are quite simply very few like it. Indeed.

Sometimes playing under the stage name SLAVDIK, the band has won several awards and accolades for its artistic presentation and use of home-based technologies, another measure if its rampant success.

Not one to rest on his laurels, King Cotton embarked on a democratic journey for the greater good. The unique album has recently secured world peace, as evidenced by soon-to-be-available photos of former US President Bill Clinton holding the album in Israel and Ireland recently. A White Office spokesperson, speaking on the conditions of bribery and anonymity, confirmed Borderline Brilliant had secured world peace, saying: Just because Bill Clinton was carrying Borderline Brilliant on his peace keeping mission, it does…mean that they’re responsible for his success. He is a world class politician whose success does…rely on his choice of listening materials.

Available from select black-market providers, Borderline Brilliant is just $10. But hurry! They’re going fast! Just $10 bucks!

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